Yep, it's time for another post on the mail. No, no change in address (SPC Munoz, Alexander V; B CO 1-187 IN; HQ PLT; FOB STRIKER or COP MEADE, APO AE09344). It's just time to say thank you all but, well, I'm trying to get healthy. Ish.
Officially now, I am on a bit of a diet.
So as much as I love, love, love candies, sweets, and junk food, and as much as I really do appreciate you sending me such yumminess, for the good of my waistline, I gotta say: please, no more. Us single guys gotta think about these, things, you know.
“But Alex, you picky mooch, what should we send?” you're probably all asking yourselves. Good question.
So here's a quick list of good eats and other stuff so that I won't feel guilty when I give away a box of chocolates to the MWR clerk.
Tuna - you can never go wrong w/tuna and the packets rock
Cliff Bars and other health bars - great for patrols
Jerkey! - beef, turkey, reindeer, whatever - it's all great!
Cigars - what, I need some sort of vice! And it's a social vice!
Maxim, etc magazines - yes, these do make me more popular
News Magazines - still and always a news geek
Stupid diet. I blame Medina. And don't worry, if the occasional home-made brownies arrive here, I think I can still find them a good home with me.
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I'll send you cliff bars if you send me Iraqi hummus, olives, and chai. Chai so strong it can stand up and slap you. Mmm... that's good stuff.
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